index.wzzard productions is the work of John Bohnert, an Ohio-born composer, computer musician, a multi-instrumentalist, and all around wizard. he attended the Oberlin Conservatory of Music and graduated a Bachelor of Music in December 2007. he currently resides in Chicago, Illinois. John is a competent drummer, rhythm guitarist, and keyboardist. he dabbles in mandolin, mallet percussion, and any other instrument that falls into his lap. John built this whole silly website and wrote it in third person for various reasons. if it has not been made clear enough, he is available to work: writing, recording, and producing music. John's services are inexpensive so please send him an email if you are interested. thank you. the formatting and general lack of capitalization on this site is intentional and is in no way a reflection of John's knowledge of grammar. the philosophy sections are also intentionally filled with run-ons and complex/confusing sentence structures to give them a specific quality. if you would like a simpler explanation of John's views please contact him. all the material (aural and visual) on this website is the intellectual property of John Bohnert and is protected by copyright law. Timbaland, his production assistants, and his imitators may read this as "Do not jack these tracks". also if Timbaland or one of his production assistants is actually reading this, try changing things up a bit or your cultural relevancy is going to be in danger. for real. |